Fibbing Friday

1. What is a calibre? A bullfighter that can shoot bullets from his mouth
2. What is citrus? A loose woman that always smells like oranges
3. What is phlebotomy? It is a surgical procedure where the phlebot, or a small vein, is pulled out in order to get a blood sample
4. What is pumpernickel? A boy that pumps bicycle tires for nickels
5. What is meant by nimbus? a person who does not have enough sense to come in out of the rain
6. What is a sea monkey? A type of salt-water fish that teases divers relentlessly, often slapping the diver up side of the head with its tail
7. What is an ambassador? The bass singer of a quartet who has a gift of helping people solve arguments
8. What is a flywheel? A tiny wheel that can be found on a fly that seems to serve no purpose
9. What is a catacomb? A comb buried with the dead in case they want to spruce up in the afterlife
10. What is flamboyant? A person who is very theatrical in manner and dress who often sets their hair on fire

Thank you, Di, for these fun reasons to be creative!