Fibbing Friday – my answers

What fun to join in on Fibbing Friday!

Food for thought this week.
Your fibby suggestions on these please.

1. What is pilau rice? It is rice you shovel into your mouth with a little plow-shaped spoon
2. What are eggs benedict? Eggs that try to stab you in the back when you try to eat them
3. What is a souffle? A long rope of leather you whip over the pigs in order to herd them, saying “Souey Souey Souey!!”
4. What is baked Alaska? A pastry dessert in the shape of Alaska, served very hot
5. What is crème brulee? a milk or cream topping in coffee, covered with sugar, lit up and burned
6. What is a victoria sponge? Its that sponge that ladies use to *ahem* prevent being in a family way
7. What is a raspberry roulade? A call to arms – everyone drinks raspberry wine and takes up their weapons
8. What is cannoli ? An Italian prince
9. What is kamaboko? A difficult yoga move, often resulting in a trip to the chiropractor
10. What are sweetbreads? A variety of sweet breakfast breads, such as muffins, donuts, fruit bread and pastries that without a “full” American breakfast is incomplete