Once again, Di has invited us to have fun with her with Fibbing Friday!
1. Why did the chicken cross the road? It saw a “yard sale” sign over there
2. Why are eggs oval in shape? Because star-shaped was already taken by star fish
3. Who said Humpty Dumpty was an egg? King Richard
4. What is fumigate? A really stinky back yard
5. What is a wuss? A guy as furry as a teddy bear
6. What is a spotter? The person who always drops some of their food on the front of their clothes
7. What is the speed of light? How fast a toddler can grab your phone
8. What is a hangover? Its when a little man got inside your skull and is playing drums and someone keeps inexplicably shining a flashlight in your eyes while your stomach is on the high seas
9. What is a grammy? An older woman who is as soft as a pillow and gives you sweets
10.What is lycra? It was invented for those who want to push their stomach back into their buttocks and vice versa
A Little Bit of Everything, With Love 
Love these Lisa! #1, #7 and #10 are my favourites! Thanks for joining in.
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Thank you, Di! ❤️
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#10 made me smile, Lisa and can you tell me where I can get one of those devices.
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You have to buy a woman’s shape wear piece. They squish everything in and are torture 😂
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On second thought, I think I will pass, as nobody is looking at me anyway.
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I doubt that is true! But you are much better off, as they are torture! Some women don’t mind, but I like my insides un-squished lol
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Hilarious answers
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Thank you, Sadje! It is fun 🥰
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😂😂😂
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