Pocket Toilet

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For the discerning traveler
The pocket toilet is here
With the click of a button
A bathroom is near
Whether its in the desert
Traveling in the woods or a field
If you feel the urge to go
To your urges you can yield
Press the button and up it pops
A full sized toilet for your rump
Then the vaporizer feature
Will eliminate your *ahem* dump
Now back in your pocket
You’ve no need to bemoan
Ready for anything with
Your very own porcelain throne

The image depicts a field of yellow flowers under a cloudy blue sky. In the middle of the field sits a white toilet with a yellow seat and lid.

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Melissa’s Fandango Flash Fiction Challenge #329
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